Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
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drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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