Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
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i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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