Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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