i permit you to call me
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
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I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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