real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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