the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
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We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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