im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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