Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
send nudes
from the living room?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Randomize
