im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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