Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Plan B is the new Plan A
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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