I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
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my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
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I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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