I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I did not marry a roomba.
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