The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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