It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
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You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
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You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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