the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
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hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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