This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
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She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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