Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
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I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
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You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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