Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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