I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
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tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
My bed smells like the plague
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize