He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
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If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
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Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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