dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
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I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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