I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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