Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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