her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
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She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
That accounts for only three of the penises
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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