I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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