We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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