SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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