Sry I called you an 8
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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