Say something about gay babies.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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