dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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