So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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