Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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