k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
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Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
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