My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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