White coat. Heels.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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