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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
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I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I touched a dick in church today
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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