why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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