we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
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hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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