But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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