I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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