everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
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Who says no to sex and donuts?!
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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