Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
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Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
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It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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