I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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