why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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