She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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