Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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