no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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