i just google imaged poop.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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