I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
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Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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