theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
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he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
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She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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