there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
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your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
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