I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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