You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
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Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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