just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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