I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
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so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
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the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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