Christians are straight up FREAKS
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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