Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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