also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
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I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
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Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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